I’m a monster. I’m afraid I just blue myself. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor.
Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. It’s called 'taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.
I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. We just call it a sausage. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. Across from where?